I live for compliments
im so alive
checking tumblr in public
omg yes lol
you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows
Me whenever i try not to swear.
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me