i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions
the only boys i need in my life:
- michael (kors)
- christian (dior/louboutin)
- jimmy (choo)
- louis (vuitton)
- tommy (hilfiger)
- yves (saint-laurent)
- giorgio (armani)
- louis-francois (cartier)
the only boys yall can afford
it took me 18 years to realize that Cruella De Vil literally just means ‘cruel devil’